I can't believe you dyed your hair blond. | Oh this? It's just a wig. | |
You've been wearing a wig for a month?! | My mom said it made me look like Brad Pitt. Let's hit the craps tables! | |
I'm not going anywhere with you. I'm getting a hooker. A good hooker. | Yeah! We'll spin her around like a rotisserie chicken! | |