Uncool legal stuff

Parody Spoofs Copyright Yadda Yadda

mulletThe Uncoolcentral (inbred) family of sites incorporates copyrighted photographs, images, & etc. into collages, and other spoofy stuff, the use of which has not always been explicitly authorized by the copyright owner(s). This however, constitutes a "fair use" of any such copyrighted material as provided for in section 107 of the US Copyright Law. In accordance with Title 17 U.S.C. Section 107, the material on this site is distributed without profit (so far!) - for wholly parodical purposes.

Any copyrighted material not constituted a fair use (by our uncool attorneys) will be removed immediately should the copyright owner contact us () with the appropriate jargon re: the alleged violation of aforementioned Copyright Law.

Warranty, or lack thereof

mars attacksTo the fullest extent permitted by law, this web site and its contents are provided on an “as is” basis with no representations or warranties of any kind. Nobody represents or warrants that the information accessible via this web site is accurate, complete or current. Accordingly, nothing on this site is defamatory, because none of it is true. Well maybe a little of it's true, but not much - and certainly nothing defamatory.

Liability? We don't got no stinking liability!

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Jehovah and William Shatner, nobody associated with this site, their affiliates, cousins, pets or other representatives will be liable for damages arising out of or in connection with the use of this web site or the information, content or materials included therein. Contrary to popular belief, we are likewise not responsible for Michael Jackson. Limitation of liability applies to all damages of any kind, including (without limitation) compensatory, direct, indirect or consequential damages, loss of data, income or profit, loss of or damage to property, acts of Jehovah and/or William Shatner and claims of third parties. Go suck on an egg.

Terms of use

storeAny subsidiaries, affiliates, officers, agents, or employees of any site employing compulsory user registration mechanisms are not authorized to access the content or services of this site. Similarly, use of this site marks your agreeance [sic] to post "reciprocal" links to this site on any of your personal WWW manifestations, including, but not limited to any web sites, blogs, vlogs, BBS, signature files or dot-plan files for which you are directly or indirectly responsible. Failure to comply with said terms signifies your agreement to immediately pay the owner of this site one million dollars, but not via paypal, because paypal sucks balls. Oh, and you also agree to buy things from the Uncool store. Now.

In summation

You can go ahead and pursue legal action, but we haven't lost yet and don't plan to, ever. Instead, if you think we've really done something illegal, please contact us () and if our attorneys agree, we'll remedy the problem quickly and publicly declare that you're really cool. Thanks